Well folks, since I haven’t seen one saved soul floating up towards the sky today, it looks like the rapture is off. Oh, well. I celebrated the possible Last Day yesterday with plenty of sunshine, a sunburn, a Bike to Work Day pancake feed, live bands, copious bike riding, and a one pot dish that fed my faith in humanity (or food, whatever).
I had met with my buddy Dave (hi, Dave!) and over a drink at the Beaver we discussed what I might make for dinner.. and he was all OH MAN I’VE CREATED THE BEST ONE-POT DISH EVERRRR. So I wrote down what he said, substituted a few things (went for mussels instead of scallops, lobster ravioli instead of spinach, etc) and added a dash of this and that, and suddenly I was poised with my fork halfway to my mouth to watch C’s reaction to my dinner. Watching people eat what I make is perhaps even better than tasting it myself. I improvised a recipe as I went along, so here it is!
Dave’s One Pot Wonder (as interpreted by my mussel loving self)
1 lb live mussels
1 package (two servings) lobster ravioli
1/3 lb prawns
3/4 of a naval orange
2 Tb finely chopped shallots
3 cloves diced garlic
1/3 C heavy cream
1/2 lb asparagus
4 Tb shredded mozzerella
3 Tb shaved parmesan
dash of cinnamon
dash of red pepper flakes
salt and pepper to taste
First, rinse the mussels, remove the beards, and set aside. Rinse the shrimp too, since that water that accumulates in the seafood department bags is foul. Prepare the asparagus by bending each stock gently with two hands until it snaps in two. Get rid of the lower, woody ends of the asparagus and chop the asparagus on a bias, in 1/2 inch pieces. Save the tips of the asparagus separately, since those get cooked last to avoid any mushiness.
In the pan, over medium high heat, saute the asparagus in some butter. After it has gotten slightly tender, turn the heat down to medium, add the garlic and shallots and squeeze the juice out of the orange into the pan. If you need to, add a touch of water to allow a bit of extra liquid for softening.
Once the asparagus is al dente, add the cream, the cheeses, the cinnamon, red pepper, and s&p. Simmer for a bit to help encapsulate the flavors and soften the asparagus a bit more (about 5 minutes).
Next, add the asparagus tips and the ravioli. This ravioli wasn’t pre-cooked, but since all it needed was a bit of liquid and some steam, I just covered the pan for a little while. Once the ravioli starts to puff up you can add the mussels and shrimp. Cover again (you can add the rest of the orange’s juice if you like) until the mussels have opened up and the shrimp is a soft pink color. Garnish with the cilantro, and VOILA!
Actually, I had asked C to chop some parsley for me, but instead he accidentally chopped cilantro. It turns out that the cilantro worked really well with the subtle heat of the red pepper and the spicy mulled flavor of the cinnamon, which lent the whole dish a very beachy Moroccan (or maybe Caribbean?) flavor. It sounds like a weird flavor profile, but I promise (and so does C) that it was really killer and totally Impress-Your-Date worthy.
Between that meal and our outdoor, sun-infused pancakes of the morning, I was feeling like if all HAD ended today, I might have been pretty satisfied.
Then again, I’m 1000% unprepared for the apocolypse since I don’t own a first aid kit or even a flashlight (let alone a flame thrower, any heavy artillery, or a stockpile of beans or dog food or whatever it is you nut jobs plan of eating for the rest of the End of Days). Looks like I have some work to do.