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Gratuitous to say the least

15 May

Oh, wow. I just learned that the rapture is happening on May 21st. That’s ON SATURDAY. I have 6 days to get right with the lord or face eternal damnation. Unfortunately, these molasses waffles I made this morning are seriously distracting me from my salvation paperwork…

Wait, does food porn count as a sin?

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